
**ACTUAL CONVERSATION I HAD ABOUT A MONTH AGO**
SCENARIO
I walked to a nearby convenience store to buy some candy and a lottery ticket for myself and rent a movie for my mom. Of course they didn’t have the movie she wanted, and I didn’t want to come back empty handed because I’d likely just have to go back…AGAIN. And I know what you’re thinking. “WHY DON’T YOU JUST CALL HER.” Well, I would have…but unfortunately I was out of minutes. Yes, minutes. I still don’t have a plan. Anyways, I noticed a payphone nearby and decided to do something our previous generations would do in this predicament. Problem number 2 was that I only had my debit card and a quarter that I didn’t even know I had. “KICKASS! I CAN MAKE A CALL WITH THIS QUARTER!” but wait… WTF?!! 50 CENTS. 50 FUCKING CENTS. That was a sad day.
*SOME DAYS PASS*
VIKKI – Did you know that payphones cost 50 CENTS now for a local call ?!?!
FRIEND – Yeah, well, they should have to pay 50 cents because they don’t have to pay CELL PHONE BILLS!
VIKKI - …really?
Yeah, I don’t really know why I’m friends with her either. BUT regardless, I am going to take this opportunity to talk about the cell phone.
Do you remember when only the richer families owned cell phones? (And I mean one cell PER family) They became progressively more common among the middle class, especially for people in the workplace. Today it is not uncommon to see a twelve-year-old with his or her own cell phone, so what happened? Is our shift in what is considered a luxury and a necessity actually occurring as the cell phone’s technology is meanwhile advancing? A cell phone is no longer a cell phone in the current market and it is literally impossible to find a new cell phone whose only feature is calling and texting. My cell phone (which is less than two years old) isn’t “SEXY” (quoted by my conversation girl) anymore, and is also a camera, mp3 player, and probably other things. I always found it hilarious when my friends praised camera phones back when they were fresh. “OMG RLY? I CAN FILM A MINUTE-LONG VIDEO AND WATCH IT ON AN INCH BY INCH SCREEN?! OR I CAN EVEN PUT MY EXTREMELY PIXELATED, LOW QUALITY PHONE PHOTOS ON MY FACEBOOK?! Yes…you can…